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Jordan

Cute funny flirts a lot is is a good friend you can always count on him
Jordan can you help me

Yeah sure anything for you

Jordan's so cute

I wish I could date jordan
by Cute funny flirts a lot May 12, 2017
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Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
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Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex
Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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Jordan

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.
“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart
“What? I thought he’d love you forever
by Idek.idk July 25, 2019
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Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.
by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023
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Jordan

no bitchees
"martin said Jordan got no bitches"
by NoBitches™ February 6, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.
Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!
by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019
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