Fix a Flat

term used to describe a fake butt. i.e. chick used to have a FLAT ass but then went to get work done to FIX it.
Commonly used is the phrase "Fix-A-Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?" Which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the ass is fake or real.

Tyrone: Yo check out that phat ass over there..."Fix A Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?"
Shawn: look at that shit, shit it definitely fake

by bigman2011 April 19, 2012

flat-waps

1. Breasts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.

2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.

"Is she a milf?" "No fucking way, she's got flat-waps and bingo wings!"

by Bigtoke September 7, 2009

cuatro flats

One of the most notorious gangs in the Boyle Heights section of East Los Angeles. Cuatro claims 4th Street and their counterparts are Primera Flats, which claim 1st Street.

Cuatro Flats y que putos!!!!!!

by Huero September 8, 2006

flat booty

no booty
;; a person with a less prominent booty

a white girl
as too $hort once put it;
"i said, ohh she looks good, he said her ass is flat as wood..it was the invasion of the flat booty bitches.."

by PhillySouljah September 19, 2008

Flat Face

A slang term used by the Canadian military to describe civilians.

Hey Flat Face, how are you?

He retired, he is just a flat faced civy now.

by Leopardmech October 18, 2012

flat cracker

lesbian, dyke, twat licker

'she doesn't want a man...she's a friggin flat cracker'

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

flat-chat

An Australian slang word meaning to go at the maximum speed possible. To push yourself or your vehicle to the extreme of velocity.

"Wow, that car is going flat-chat! It's out of control!'

by Sir Glame November 14, 2010