tall glass of water

Some one you would consider a boner, tool or a duesche bag (for lack of more descriptive words), who is also a push-over. Someone that means absolutely nothing to you.

Oh, look at this tall glass of water!

And you think this tall glass of water is going to stop us?

by Shane Mahoney April 14, 2008

tall-freak

Somebody who is abnormally tall and thus freakish in nature. This type of person is usually a social outcast or has an awkward demeanor.

1.) "Did you see that dude over there?"
"Yeah, that guy had to be at least a foot taller than you"
"Man, I can't believe they allow tall-freaks in a fine establishment such as this"

2.) Stephen Merchant

by Barkus K. November 27, 2011

tall boy

1. Nickname given to a tall person.
2. Nickname given to a person with a penis over the size of 9" when erect.
3. The process of being given a blowjob while under the influence of cannabis.

1. Tall boy john is 6 ft 10!
2. They don't call him Tall Boy for nuting, you seen the size of his schlong?
3. I had a great Tall boy last nite.

by Solaif March 22, 2003

Tall glass of water

Alcohol, you can drink a 8 oz glass of water, but can you drink 8 oz glass of Vodka. That’s a tall glass of water.

Your adding 4 shots of Tequila to your Margarita, that’s a tall glass of water

by SniperSmiley July 31, 2019

Tall drink of water

an alcoholic mixed drink of water

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

by wow you dont know??? January 23, 2017

Tall Frosty

This is a gourmet selection from Wendy's, similar to a chocolate milkshake, a frosty is a landmark in a fatty's diet. It not only calms the fatass, but also gives him a sensation of joy that he will never get from anything but food itself, (i.e., a woman will never give him this exhiliration). A "Tall" Frosty however is a frosty that is relatively taller than a regular frosty, but subsequently, doesn't exist.

Frank (Primary Fatass): Hey guys, let's go get a Tall Frosty.
Jordan (AlphaDouche): W..t..f...
Brandon (Wal-Mart Employee): That's hilarious.
Pat (SuperDouche): I hate Jordan.

by Botcherotchi April 25, 2005

tall sitter

Someone that looks tall while sitting,until they stand up

Jaimes"How was that midget driving?"carl"he's a tall sitter."

by JCM2009 November 2, 2009