Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 30, 2019

Zoot zoot

To Pillage the Hopkins River

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River

by Dog balls February 5, 2021

Zooted

When someone is so loving to their parents.

Christian is a very nice kid, he is zooted.

by fartalotmcqueen September 27, 2020

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

Turbo Tax Zoot edition is zoot, zoot zoot zoot

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted

To become VERY High on multiple narcotics

I'm zooted off that Ice Cream

by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022

zooted

Zooted(adj.) being high or stoned. Result of smoking the marijuana. Could also be an verb. "We are going to the park to zoot."

The whole group went to Los Arcos while zooted.

by thcadd*ct July 16, 2017