zachary disease

Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole

That ugly fuck has Zachary Disease

by Da Snake August 29, 2006

Zach

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to "Zach" is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.

Yo I Zach'd them bitches so hard last night.

by Barrazza October 21, 2013

Zach

He is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet! Nice to everyone unless they annoy him. He is STRAIGHT. Great sense of humor and personality! He doesn't like being mean, so if he's mad at you, he'll probably ignore you. Extremely flirtatious! He is special in an amazing way! He's also really smart, but people call him stupid and he believes it. Probably the most popular in school! He's very athletic, playing many sports, but his favorite is soccer. And he's the hottest guy alive! One look at him and your heart will melt! You'll instantly fall for him, and if you're lucky enough to get to know him more, be nice to him, listen, never abandon him, never call him stupid, gay, or immature, and NEVER LET HIM GO. If you do, know your heart will shatter. If you're close as peas in a pod, don't anger him. Or he'll break your heart.

"Zach got an A+ on last week's math test! He got the only A+ in the whole grade!"
"Really? "
"Yes!"
"Well he's perfect in every way! What else would you expect?"

by Sophia.gymnastics June 28, 2018

Zach-move

A Zach-move is something that someone could do that is extremely unnecessary and pointless. Normally it is a stupid thing to do.
-derived from something that my friend does often.

Jeff pulled a Zach-move by taking my Chocolate milk while I was watching and placed it on the table a few inches away from where it was in the first place.

by Nate q. May 28, 2008

Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .

In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

by KImCobain March 28, 2015

zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss

omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!

by MillySkittles May 1, 2008

Zachary Special

An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.

1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.

by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010