yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. That dude is a such a yam-hammer!

by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008

i yam

A way to say that you're stoned. High. Have had some... marijuana.

I yam and just bought 5 new houseplants.
I yam very, and need some advice!
Yam not but about to be!

by kbaeee March 3, 2021

dirt of yam

$130 worth of approximitley 1 gram of herion

im lookin for that dirt of yam

by Cody & Jay Jay November 22, 2009

YAM

to show excitement. used instead of saying such things as "hell yeah" or "YES!!!"

Friend: lets go out and get faded
You: YAM!!!!

by The Yam Man June 9, 2005

stashed the yams

A ballon filled with herion.

Tommy Pantsdown stashed the yams at his aunties house.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

yam

The male gonads of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003

Chocolate Yam

A large feces deposit that resembles a yam made of chocolate.

Dude, I gave birth to a monster chocolate yam this morning.

by sumpemFierce January 9, 2010