I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

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How's that working for you?

A question to pose to any person attempting to solve a problem in a way that has failed in the past.

Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"

Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."

Person #1: "How's that working for you?"

by keshazel April 12, 2012

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how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!

-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!

by michael foolsley December 18, 2009

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How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

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how to get a guy to talk to you

To get a guy to talk to you, let HIM make the first move. Make eye contact and SMILE! I like this guy Keagan... Hot as an oven cooking sizzlin' steak lemme tell ya. He has like brown curly ish hair and tan skin, he's about 5 9 maybe 5 10 which is not my ideal height ( I usually like taller guys) but the point being... You need to make eye contact, not too much to the point where he looks away first. You always have to look away FIRST. This case might be different when looking at your enemy, but he IS NOT. obviously lol. Anyways... While you are looking at each other, try to smile... I know its like kinda cheesy, but TRUST me. It freakin works every time. Ill let you know what happens with Keagan though. I'm still in the process... But with past guys, this is def the way to go. SO, make sure that you look in the mirror and smile maybe like the day before so that you know how to smile the right way and not look like a dork. Not that you do! I'm sure you're B-e-a-utiful inside and out! Ehem. Moving on... For dressing... Not the substance you put on salad but like clothes~ Whatever kind he wears: Sporty, emo, skater boy, bad boy, car geek, minecraft junkie, you dress accordingly with your, get this, shoes! But it can't look like nikes and a tennis skirt tho. Make sure it goes. Guys pay attention to your shoes. How do I know these meaningful messages you ask? Simple. my bsfs a guy. well, most of my friends are guys. also guys like eyeliner. k byeeeeee

Rando at bus stop: I need your cupid skills in the language of human canines!

Nora (me obvi): oh, honey. Imma hook you up like a teen gettin a two for one wendys deal.

How to get a guy to talk to you

by MissCupidofficial October 18, 2021

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