erotica writer

Someone who is constantly writing in a notebook or typing on a computer, but never showing anyone what they write. If asked, they just simply say they're working on something complicated. Also, is probably a dude and wears sweaters and sweatpants regardless of season.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I think the tall quiet kid is an erotica writer.

Guy 2: Yeah, he acts like one and he makes money from literally nowhere.

Guy 1: And he always writes oddly well.

by #1 Vance Joy Fan January 20, 2023

People who write herp-slurp

The person who added that to the urban dictionary and doesn't realize that herpes can be also transmitted through mouth contact.

People who write herp-slurp and don't know their health facts are dumb.

by Anon305 December 4, 2010

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

too lazy to write my name

a cunt with a surprisingly large amount of time to do nothing

wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.

by Some Scottish Cunt August 31, 2017

I dont want to write anything

Me nethier but you gotta do what you gotta do

Person1: i dont want to write anything
Person2: me neither

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer September 21, 2020

name definition writer

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!

Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!

by Biden is a dick January 10, 2023

I don't know what to write

Well clearly that's false.

Write this when you have absolutely no idea what to write.

God I'm bored... Let's open google and search "I don't know what to write"

by Harikjay February 6, 2019