Workshybastard

A man who likes to watch other people do work but never lifts a finger himself

Hey Dad, why has that man just got out of his little yellow car and put all his rubbish in next door skip?

Oh don't worry Son, that just a workshybastard!

by Pcmreform June 24, 2025

Workship

The relationship you have with a co-worker. In particular, the work relationship a man and a woman have. A “work husband” or “wife” if you will. This is dissimilar to a spouse or opposite sex friend. This is the person that against all morals you send those nasty Facebook or insta videos to that are very sexist but you know they will laugh, or possibly research if you’re a psychopath online. However, chuckle about it the next day with you.

I’m sorry I flipped you off the other day, but I felt we are at the place in our workship where that is appropriate.

by Lex E September 24, 2025

Workslop

AI generated work content that masquerades as good work, but lacks the substance to meaningfully advance a given task.

“John, half of the shit you send me is just workslop, you make my life hell, lock in.”

by Aperol September 27, 2025

wormus

That's my hero.

I was drawing a wormus earlier.

by fapdog November 11, 2025

Wonkus

A childish word for a person's head similar to noggin.

Ouch! I conked my wonkus.

by Allen Brokken - Author January 10, 2026

chaos works

a duo band combined with the extreme radness of uncle Skeen and daddy Duffy. they pretty much rocka shocka a lot. plus the lead singers are fuckign hot.

chaos works fucking rocks

by Adjhdf September 15, 2006

Crane Works

A woman whose knockers are so big that she has to have a crane to move them.

That woman must work for Crane Works!

by Tom Hankins November 3, 2008