woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

Woody

shrek lookalike

gotta love woody

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

woody hole

A woody hole is the slag example of a country boy’s womans vagina, pussy or bush. It’s where his woody nests.

I tried to fuck my girls back door last night but she said I could only have her woody hole

by Mikeydet86 November 30, 2018

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

woody

nickname for wooden baseball bat

i have a metal and a woody

by beanieater4 May 19, 2023