wolf ass

When taking a shit (normaly a nasty one when Wolf Ass occurs) and you do not wipe your ass good enough most likyly because you ran out of toliet paper or you wiped your ass alredy about 50 times and its starting to go raw is when wolf ass will begin to start. After a normal long work day of walking and the friction of your ass cheeks rubing together some people will notice that their ass cheeks will being to burn and sting THAT IS WOLF ASS a.k.a 5 grain sandpaper between your cheeks!

Johhny took a nasty shit and after waiting tables all day he could barely walk becasuse of the wolf ass that he contracted

by Irishkreme12 July 28, 2008

Dire Wolf

An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.

There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.

I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.

by mavra_chang June 30, 2010

Bitch wolf

Noun - a female of the C. Lupus species once abundant in North America but now with a reduced population due to destruction of it's territory. The female, as with any female in non domesticated species, is particularly known for her ferocity and protectiveness of her young.

Stan, you couldn't lead a starving bitch wolf with ten suckling pups to a three day old roadkill.

by frkflg January 2, 2012

Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call

"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.

by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009

silver wolf

an alcoholics drink. vodka usually somewhere from $5-$10 USD for a liter. Minnesota's crunk drink for kids who dont give a fuck.

that silver wolf will get ya violent

by Fish__ November 26, 2007

Great Wolf

The act of getting road head with the kids asleep in the back seat while driving back to CT after a long weekend at Great Wolf Lodge in the Poconos.

I think for Father's Day I am going to ask for a great wolf on the way home from the in-laws house.

by Tio Neebs June 27, 2007

wolf cookie

n. the act of anal sex followed by a blowjob

My first offer was a blumpkin but she haggled me down to a wolf cookie. She drove a hard bargain. But, in the end, there are only winners in this game.

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003