Wonston

Wonston means a very wonton shaped person named Winston. Wonstons often know things that are completely useless, unecessary, irrelevant and stupid overall. If you are a Wonston you are a complete imbecile.

Wonston knows 2000 digits of pi for no reason.

by BigFatShibe August 16, 2023

Winson Yu

You gotta hire this man, and then give him a promotion and a raise. What are you waiting for, DO IT NOW!!!

That guy Winson Yu deserves a raise

by Not Winson Yu November 11, 2023

Winstins 3rd eye

When gavin has no more lotion

Dude he just put it in winstins 3rd eye.

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Winstanley Upthrust

Masturbating while wearing a quarter zip in such a manner that only upward thrusts on the dih should be used.

“I did the winstanley upthrust last night and it went everywhere bro”

by luvtravy November 21, 2025

jamie winton

The number one male wife. The best You, Me and the Apocalypse. Love of Ara’s life <3

Person A: Jamie Winton is the loml

by arielhatebot November 14, 2021

Leon winson

He likes to masturbate to turtles for no reason because he is spineless

"leon winson is fucking gay"

by ballsma420 March 6, 2022

Filthy Winton

A filthy winton is a life threatening condition where an individual, usually of smaller stature, finds pleasure in reading boring english literature. Common symtoms include:

- Large, protruding chin
- Lesbian-like mannerisms
- Small breasts

Wow, he's got a really bad case of Filthy Winton

by thatthicccboi May 20, 2024