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Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
mugGet the Wing Mannedmug.

Ching wing

Asian: hi Ching wing
Asian2:hi Ching wing you remember to cook da rice
by Dog eater March 20, 2020
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tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022
mugGet the tard wingmug.

American wings

In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
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on broken wings

without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
one friendly word of advice, do not go camping in the middle of beantown on broken wings
by Sexydimma December 8, 2016
mugGet the on broken wingsmug.

Gin wings

First time sexual encounter with an Australian indigenous person is to gain your Gin wings.
'Dave gained his gin wings, with that aboriginal woman down the road'.
by Neat Charlie March 18, 2017
mugGet the Gin wingsmug.

wing bone

Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.
James got caught doing the wing bone to Matt in the men's room at lunch.
by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017
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