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Watching Cartoons

When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.
1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.
by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011
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The Rusty Watch

Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."
by gadiv January 18, 2009
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I'll Be Watching You

The most succesful stalker known to man.
Every breath you take/ Every move you make/ I'll be watching you
by Patricko86 November 14, 2011
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Watch it, Mac.

A quote from Salt, the Saurus Repair Shop owner in Quest for Glory 2 VGA adventure game by AGD Interactive.
*Hero walks too close to the delicate mechanic's tools*

Salt: Watch it, Mac. Customers aren't allowed in the service area.
by KeaponLaffin September 16, 2010
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Night Watch

(a.k.a. Night Patrol, Nochnoi Dozor)

A fantasy novel written by Russian sci-fi/fantasy writer Sergei Lukyanenko. It was released in 1998, and is the first part of a tetralogy, which is followed by Day Watch, Twilight Watch, and Last Watch.

The story revolves around an age-old battle between the absolute forces of Light and Darkness, divided into two opposing armies composed of Others; humans with supernatural powers who are aligned with either the Light or the Dark. Others have a vast universe of different types and powers, including shape-shifting, telekinesis, mental manipulation - and, on behalf of the Dark side - even vampirism.

Both sides have compromised on a treaty, agreeing that the actions of the Light and the works of the Dark cannot be done without the consent of each side, and that no one can be forced to choose which side to align with.

To uphold this agreement, each side formed their own official organization. The Dark Others would be called Day Watch, to police the actions of the Light, whereas the Light Others became Night Watch, to police the actions of the Dark.

The majority of the Night Watch novel focuses on Anton Gorodetsky, a Light Other who works for the Night Watch.

The novel will be available in the United States in June of 2006, translated into English.

The Night Watch novel was loosely adapted into two films (Night Watch (2004) and Day Watch(2006)). Both films held top box-office records in their native country of Russia, where they still continue to serve as a huge cultural influence.
Night Watch was post-Soviet Russia's first blockbuster motion picture, and was produced for a mere $4,000,000.
by Kent Weirdo May 13, 2006
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Watchtower

Proper form: The Watchtower.

A Bible-based magazine published by Jehovah's Witnesses. It, and all associated publications are supported by donations, so they are available without cost.
The Watchtower is published by a non-profit organization, Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. "Watchtower" has never been the name of a religion.
by Downstrike July 10, 2004
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winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
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