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wench

A Toothless carckhead.
That wench on Federal HWY needs to get some teeth.
by Kara K. April 18, 2006
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Wenche Myhre

A scandinavian singer with some success in central europe in the 70ies
by hepcat March 26, 2003
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Wench Hammer Mudslide

The result of a Shinobi Wench Hammer from the rear. This can lead to a woman defocating down the man's legs. The easiest way to deal with this is to get her to lick it off with your shinobi moves, or to ram her from the front during the Wench Hammer. Sometimes naming her foeces 'Victory Juice' may increase desire to be hygenically horny within the more sadistical types of female.
Guy 1: "Hey sorry for not getting back to you earlier, i had difficulties cleaning that Wench Hammer Mudslide from under my sack"
Guy 2: "You actually tried the Shinobi Wench hammer?... Gross"
by Ciderboi February 27, 2009
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Wench of burden

I went to school with someone who used to call female teachers this behind their backs.

Could have multiple meanings:

1. A serving woman who carries loads.

2. A hooker for the husky gentleman.

3. A slave-driver.
1. Hurry up and bring in my case of beer, you wench of burden!

2. Fat Harry always had to be on the bottom, until he found himself a wench of burden.

3. No I'm not going to do my homework, you wench of burden!
by Pseudo-dim April 18, 2010
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Wench Press

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
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Wennchester

A 'Wennchester' is mostly looked at as a 'Zekria' because they lookalike. A 'Wennchester' is a shy, friendly amd smol bean who trys to impress people. But what they really feel inside is like a deep hole, like the hole from Guatemala, these 'Wennchester's would probably listen to songs from bands and people like Twenty Øne Piløts, Fall Out Boy, Malanie Martinez, etc.
I am a Wennchester. I'm too lazy to make up a creative example.
by holanaboi July 5, 2016
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Wench

Bar maid or Pirate Captain's woman. Could also be a Captain of her own vessel or home and may be considered a "Salty Wench".
Fetch me more rum Wench. Or Don't mess with that Wench, she will not be overtaken. That Wench drinks, curses and fights like any man you've ever tangled with. That Wench is mad.
by LoChi1 July 26, 2019
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