wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014

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walking floppy

verb:
When one's Genitals hang out through a hole in the bottom of one's undertrousers.

"Damn man... I hate Walking Floppy."
"Buy some new pants dude!"

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

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Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking

Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.

by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008

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power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

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It's called washing your hands

1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked

2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands

3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice

4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off

5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands

There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo

Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

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chronic wasting disease

What happens to a man after years of marriage. The man closely resembles a well done burger or at best, closely resembling food left out for too long a time time in Fido's bowl. It is best to leave them alone bringing these lost souls fresh flowers or a large type bone to gnaw on.

Vrin: What is the matter with that guy. He looks like total hamburger.
Jadu: He's been married a long time and has unfortunately developed chronic wasting disease. Yup. The feared CWD.
Vrin: CWD?
Jadu: Yup.

by jethrojones August 11, 2012

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