Wanking your virginity away

When a virgin (usually a teen) has such an intense wank session that it feels as good, if not better than real sex.

It’s a good idea to spend your weekends wanking your virginity away to Riley Reid’s videos.

by ghunthorp April 11, 2023

bunker hankering

1. The overwhelming desire to surround oneself in a protective fortification. The source of the desire can be varied, but for many the desire was popularized with the mainstream media's use of zombies to represent social discord. The emotion is often associated with having repeated thoughts of preparing for what a zombie apocalypse would bring to the world or watching way too many zombie style horror films. It should be noted the desire is also be experienced from any sort of social chaos concept that would make the beholder want to retreat from society whether the threat is real or perceived.

2. Overwhelming desire to board up windows. Occasionally treatable by closing the blinds unless you have an overactive imagination then its often worse.

I had a serious case of bunker hankering after watching every episode of "The Walking Dead" back to back last night.

by Orionnoir November 13, 2013

Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021

HO-wakening

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.

barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.

by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021

I was wondering if you could play that song again

mr krabs line

I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021