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Bloody Walrus

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
by Smeckley April 7, 2008
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the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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Newport Walrus

The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.
Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS
by joey_commander April 29, 2009
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the cocaine walrus

Putting two straws up one nose in order to snort up a load of coke. The participant resembles a walrus. Even more if they are fat.
On a wild night, cocaina, straws, half a gram boshed = "the cocaine walrus". BOOM.
by thesnifferdog June 10, 2011
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Love Walrus

Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.
He thinks he's a Sex God but in fact he is a Love Walrus.
by David Hayward December 23, 2003
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cock walrus

one who sucks/takes in extremely large dick, like that of a walrus'
Stop being such a cock walrus.
Al Gore has the capabilities of a cock walrus.
by Phantom1250 November 25, 2007
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The Walrus

hmm either Paul McCartney or John Lennon... in the song Glass Onion it says "heres another clue for you all,the walrus was paul" but in an interview with John Lennon he said "i used to be the walrus but now blah blah"(i forgot the rest of the quote)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004
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