Wagner

another name for someone who is a total jerk.

isabel you're such a wagner

by asdfghtrewq March 6, 2010

Wagner

This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.

Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.

by Skysolo June 24, 2009

The Catherine Wagner

This is a rare maneuver reserved for times of extreme hatred and spite. Before going to tuna town on some broad, fill your mouth with lighter fluid. Get some up in there. Later, try to cause as much friction as possibile, literally making her a fire crotch. Oh...and this can only be done to Catherine Wagner.

Holy Jesus! Put it out, put it out! I can't believe I Catherine Wagnered you by accident!

by J. Christ February 24, 2004

Irish Pressure Washer

when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs

Mark got an unexpected Irish Pressure Washer last night.

by F-Dog7118 March 22, 2009

wageroo

The way to bet anything other than currency. Primary wager reasons are for dares, gross outcomes, sex, etc.

'I will wageroo you sexual favors that you cannot drink three 12 ounce beers in less than 12 seconds?'

by Jack Macko August 13, 2007

wagler

Big ole' turd

That elephant just dropped a huge wagler

by Dieselgrease1 April 25, 2017

Wagner

To paint a room or fencing panel in a rapid yet controlled manner

Person 1: what are you up to?

Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish

by It’s Wagner August 25, 2019