Welfie

A selfie taken in the welfare office

Here's a welfie of me looking like a total doll in the dole office

by Discopony March 14, 2015

Welf

Verb. To run naked through a department store in a crazed panic.

After losing all his clothes in strip poker, Bill welfed, desperately trying to find a towel.

by Unknown June 11, 2006

State sponsored welfare

1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.

They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.

Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.

1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

welfair

Something Blacks, spics, and all you orientals use because your to lazy to get a job, nevermind about orientals because you all own 7-11's

Where's the best place to hide a black mans welfair check?
Under his work boots of course.

by Erikbroyo January 9, 2008

welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

by Jewstein January 1, 2014

neo welfare

A living situation in the online game Neopets where you are unable to verify your account to begin earning money for your pet and are forced to live on the 5000 neopoints given to you, omlettes from the giant omlette, and soup from the soup kitchen.

John: Have you bought anything new for your Neopet?
Jane: No, I can't. I'm living on neo welfare. My poor gelert is living on omlettes!

by Sabrina Fairchild October 6, 2010

welfare school

ST.MATTHEWS SCHOOL in Calgary Alberta Canada..... good city .... bad school.... the walls are mad of styrofoam and cardboard... burns easily

" Hahahaha you fucking go to St. matts!?!? hahaha stupid fucking welfare school!"

by smiley May 22, 2003