Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish

random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner

by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

Wish

Something That Isnt Scientific

Dib: Fake? It's not... Dad, nobody believes me, so I'm used to defending our world on my own, but I wish, just once, you'd have my back.

Prof. Membrane: Wishing isn't very scientific, son.

by JustUsingThisToShitpost April 19, 2021

Inky's Wish

The intentional act of breaking wind to cause pain or distress.

Jake surreptitiously positioned himself for an Inky's Wish as the aggressive ticket collector approached.

by the big horse January 17, 2012

gear wishing

The act of trying to shift to a higher gear while driving even though you are already in your highest gear. Usually happens to 4 cylender drivers.

Passanger "why do you keep trying to shift over?"

Driver "I keep gear wishing, everyone is passing us"

by spotofmocha July 30, 2011

Wish Complex

Just wishing for something to happen everyday/everytime. But you don't want it to actually happen so you can carry on wishing. Even if the thing you want brings you happiness. You still put up with what you have still wishing for the better. Even if you have the opportunity to get said "wish". You'll do anything out of your power to avoid doing it.

Guy 1: I wish i had a netflix account, I'll just put up with the ads on these sketchy websites(123movies etc)
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.

by StoneHusky October 9, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023