English Arm Wrestling

Where two men arm wrestle, but instead of doing the tried and true method of using the right arm they use their penises. It is an automatic disqualification if either player finishes.

The English Civil War was fought over this very game. This game gained popularity during the first world war due to the lack of soccer balls and alcohol and was the only deturant that kept the Nazi's from invading the British mainland during the second world war.

Jonny and Enrique and major fruit bags they practice English Arm Wrestling every nite.

by Jimiiiaskas September 14, 2011

wrestling day

27th December, the day after boxing day.

1: What day is it?
2: Wrestling day.
1: What?
2: 27th December

by Peter J Williams December 9, 2008

backyard wrestling

An improper way to wrestle, and backyard wrestling is NOT a path to the professional wrestler.

Don't try backyard wrestling.

by ChoujinkiMetalder March 8, 2005

wrestling the alligator

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"

"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"

by nitefall February 22, 2014

whisping

The art of whisper singing or singing in so low a voice, that it sounds like a whisper

Hey Jen, I hear you whisping Hozier over there... Now I'm whisping it too!

by Txgal March 19, 2015

Wrestling

A martial art performed by those mostly in high school. Wrestling is an aggressive sport which requires strength, balance, agility, great shape, speed and a heart. Wrestling consists of two opponents from 2 different schools/facilities to go at on the mat. That’s it, 2 wrestlers kicking ass on the mat and wrestling to that Pin. The spotlight is on those 2 athletes, that’s it. Wrestling is an individual sport, so it is a lot harder that most sports performed in high school because it’s all on you, and what you got. Wrestling is often looked at as a turn-off sport because it consists of groping others your same gender on the mat, and wearing spandex-like suits called singlets at duel meets, and it’s long been called “gay”. Those jocks on the football team, those that look down on it and call wrestling gay will get their asses wrangled and pinned by any wrestler who challenges them to a match. They will step onto the mat and realize wrestling ain’t a game.

Logan:
“Wrestling is gay”

- - - Killed by a wrestler - - -

Imprinted on Logan’s grave:
‘Wrestling is gay’

by exploding air plane 6969 November 17, 2017

pillow wrestling

The act of laying in your bed or on the couch during the day before you start napping.

John: I was pillow wrestling this afternoon. The pillow won.
Jane: Sounds like you enjoyed your nap!

by Pillow Wrestler July 31, 2011