whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014

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miniature whales

A Jim Gaffigan joke meaning sperm.

"Hmmmm, miniature whales."
-Jim Gaffigan

by Captain Caboose August 6, 2014

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Bazooka Whale

The best mammal on Earth, can destroy an entire steel block with 3 bazookas, and can give shaggy 1000 years of death twice in a 1v1.

The Bazooka Whale is the best creature known to man.

by BazookaWhale56YT May 6, 2019

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whales lug

Large cavernous vagina.

"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"

by g dub funk December 9, 2009

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The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.

Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!

by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011

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