Water Hazard

The splashing of sink water on your shirt or pants to try to show others you did not have pee fly off the urinal and hit you, but that you had a large amount of sink water splash up and hit you while washing your hands.

While I was in the bathroom I saw a kid water hazard before leaving the bathroom.

by Salty nation October 23, 2013

Water sausage

A big fat wriggly otter

Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!

by Furry Schnoodle April 13, 2019

naughty water

A strong alcoholic beverage, usually having 'naughty' connotations. Eg. Absinthe, Vodka, Whiskey

Would you like some naughty water, be careful it's quite strong?

by Mr. YOLO January 17, 2014

offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

Frat Water

Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.

fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.

gdi: what's frat water?

by The Vines December 12, 2010

California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011