Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"

by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019

Catholic celebrity culture vulture

One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.

When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.

by LizzY23 April 23, 2023

lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.

I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.

by sawbones October 20, 2012

Vulture

An Upper Class Men Who Hits On Younger In-coming Freshmen

Wow you're such a vulture.

by redfatassface January 17, 2011

Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.

Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

by cryptofurrency March 17, 2019

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020

Vulture

Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.

Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.

by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019