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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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Culture Vulture

Mainly used in the hip-hop world to define An artist whose a genre whore.

They will jump on any genre or track just to be in the charts. From Corny Pop to Afro beats their vulture-ness knows no limits!
Such artists are said to have no soul and will resort to frowned upon tactics in the rap game such as using ghost writers, stealing melodies, stealing whole songs all whilst taking all of the credit.

Accused culprits: Drake, Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber
Bro I hate Justin Bieber he’s such a fucking culture vulture!
by Saucemane April 26, 2022
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Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.
The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.
by kerrita banana July 8, 2012
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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
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Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard
by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015
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Vultured off

When you listen to the VULTURES 1 or VULTURES 2 album and you stroke your "mini yeezy" (if you know what I mean) to the beat of whichever song off the albums
Person 1: "CARNIVAL always gets me hard as hell, genuinely vultured off to that shit last night."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."
by yeezylover45 November 30, 2024
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Karma Vulture

A person who takes advantage of recently deceased celebrities to gain attention/praise online by submitting fan material (drawings, character customizations in games, low-effort AI art) while not being genuine or longtime fans of any sort; strictly performative grief. Coming across as well-intentioned shields them from criticism of their ulterior motives.
This guy on reddit just farmed 80,000 likes from his Ozzy Osbourne AI-generated eulogy. Just last week he was saying heavy metal is lame. The corpse isn't even cold yet! What a karma vulture.
by MartyAdvance July 24, 2025
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