Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004

Viking

A person, usually a male inmate, who doesn't clean, or keep good hygiene, while incarcerated.

You see dudes hut? Dudes a straight viking

by Cowboy,nermc August 28, 2017

world’s tiniest violin

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

viking fan

Quite possibly the stupidest creature on earth.

viking fans...hahahaha

by Say Cheese December 11, 2003

viking middle school

a poor ass dungeon full of racist ass white trash and blacks that fail all their classes and have sex during passing periods and the teacher suck faces during class and the Mexicans lick eachother out and all the students are stoned. every girl is a slut except for a few rich ass white girls.

sex ass viking middle school

by trippydolphin December 6, 2013

Vikings

NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.

Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"

by webay January 24, 2005