Vagitarian

An individual that derives great epicurian delight from lingual contact with the female wedding vegetable (otherwise known as the vagina, verginny, vagalicious, pussy, puta and other scatalogical terms).

"Yo, dude (or "sistah," as appropriate) - I hear you a VAGITARIAN! Whassup with that?" "Well, my man (or "sistah" as appropriate), issa BEST THANG you can eat!"

by dessicated etymologist October 7, 2011

valeted

to get knocked out;fix ya face

"If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor"
Mr Pookie

by Mark Anstead May 26, 2006

Vagitarian

1.Someone who enjoys eating vagina. 3. A lesbian

When we have sex, he insists on being a strict vagitarian

by Daryl Lick November 15, 2010

Vagition

A woman who practices the art of Vagic - see vagic, vagical

You know don't know how smooth that girl is......she is like a vagition!

by 5yearoldwds February 3, 2012

sandy vagitis

the condition of having too much sand in ones vagina. (this sometimes results in gritty or course intercorse) This is usually caused by a woman swimming naked at the beach.

you better wash that out..... youve got a case of sandy vagitis

by dr spock January 13, 2008

vagitosis

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005

vagittarius

a pseudo-zodiac sign combining virgo and sagittarius. used to poke fun, throw off and degrade astrologers or acquaintances who ask your sign.

dumbass: i can tell a lot about a person by his/her sign! what is yours?
me: I'm a vagittarius, that shit is so stupid.

by jvortex October 4, 2005