Otto von Bismarck 

When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.

Shutup bitch or i will Otto von Bismarck you!

Otto von Bismarck by Aaron Skydiving March 17, 2005

Dita Von Teese 

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

Dita Von Teese by Jackie November 17, 2003

Otto von rizzmark 

Otto von rizzmark is a person who rizzes people up

I was going up to this girl trying to flirt and my friend called me Otto von rizzmark

Otto von rizzmark by Otto Von Rizzmark December 12, 2022

Barron Von Doggystyle 

One of the worlds greatest, historical pimps of all time. He led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Used a special stick to whip Eskimo hoes.

Barron Von Doggystyle is the greatest pimp of all time!

Barron Von Doggystyle by Jordanl24 June 12, 2021

son of a von druke 

An actual curse word
As defined in the Will Ferrell skit where he looses the Freemingham's baby

"I flat out lost your baby"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"

son of a von druke by j to the eremy August 29, 2006

Baron Von Brunk 

The best forum poster ever!

Baron Von Brunk kicks ass.

Baron Von Brunk by someone who doesn't suck at life May 2, 2004

fuckface von clownstick 

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

fuckface von clownstick by Ephara July 1, 2014