Urban Dictionary

A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.

Don’t use Urban Dictionary, son. It’s cursed.

by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

urban dictionary is busy right now

A very annoying bug

Ugh, urban dictionary is busy right now!!!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 1, 2021

Urban Dic-worthy

The immediate pressure a millennial feels when attempting to create a definition worthy of submitting to Urban Dictionary, before realizing how easy it is to have a ridiculous or substandard urban dictionary definition approved.

*drinking an excessive amount of booze*

Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: imma look it up.

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.

Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*

Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!

Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!

by ConfuciusSays69 July 29, 2021

Urban Grifter

A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter

Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange

by King Yamayama January 11, 2023

Urban Dictionary is written by you

If you drag the word and drop on the search bar, thumbs this definition up.

Urban Dictionary is written by you, not someone.

by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

urban delay

When Urban Dictionary does not have a word of the day in a timely fashion.

Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.

Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.

by Jeksrasmeme March 28, 2011

Urban Dictionary whore

A person who adds a really fucking pointless definition about their boyfriend/girlfriend. It really pisses off the editors and we're starting to get really fucked off with it, you cunts. Typically a girl between the ages of 12 and 18 or so, sitting their lonely ass on the computer just praying to god that their friend will see the definition and call them in tears screaming about how sweet she is.

ed. chatroom:

Guy 1: Fucking a, that's 6 bf/gf defs in a row.
Guy 2: You get the one about emily? Urban Dictionary whore, right there.

by gfkljfjkg February 8, 2009