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university of scranton

A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.
"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"
by Smithereens May 2, 2005
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collegeboard university

a tongue in cheek expression used to describe the excessive use of AP tests to such degree as to allow the person to skip over parts of college.

every asshole (and decent) AP teacher will tell you that AP tests provide the greatest amount of credits per dollar, so taking a lot of them is like going to college for cheap right guys?
person 1: Tommy must be out of his mind, last year he took AP Physics C mechanics and E&M, AP Calc BC, AP Stats and AP comp sci AB. this year hes taking AP Bio, AP Euro, AP U.S history, AP latin vergil, AP psychology, AP chemistry and AP Art. if he passes them all, he'll have like 12 credits.

person 2: sounds like he's going to collegeboard university. he might graduate there before graduating here!
by IIAOPSW May 10, 2010
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scum of the universe

chav.

chavs have raped england of all of its good qualitys,now we live in a hell hole that used to be the greatest nation on earth.

thanks chavs.you cock sucking necrophiliapediobeastophi les
jack:chavs lol,stuipid sons of bitches i wish they would all eat shit covered condoms and die

jill:they are the scum of the universe.
by louispenndragon May 29, 2008
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Norfolk State University

The illustrious Norfolk State University is a 4-year HBCU located in the heart of Hampton Roads, VA. NSU is home to the largest football stadium amongst all HBCUs and the #1 theatre program as well. At NSU, We See the Future In You. Every year, Norfolk State graduates soar to new levels and they are sure to leave their mark on society. BEHOLD THE GREEN AND GOLD!
I am a proud graduate of the Norfolk State University.
by mtw22 May 13, 2019
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Ghetto University

verb. To attack or beat up, to pummel.
Because he insulted my mother, I had to take him to ghetto university.
by Crazzzz November 3, 2010
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Da Crib University

Where College students sent home due to coronavirus in Spring 2020 now go to school
A: Did you get sent home to do online school?
E: Yeah, I go to Da Crib University now. Catch me on Zoom
by colbygirl123 March 28, 2020
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University of Phoenix

That school you know from spam email. Another diploma mill like Walden University or Trinity Southern University that US News and World Report thinks are below even a ttt.

Their school consists of canned classes and shares most of the content with the other online schools. There is no original thought, their reputation is that of junk mail and no one that you have ever heard of has graduated from there.
Let's check me email today... ...penis enlargement... ...refinance my mortgage.... university of phoenix wants me to attend.. ..some chick named Susan wants to get it on with me... ..same junk mail, different day.
by Google Rank Me June 10, 2009
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