Twin Towers

When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water

Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!

by RedEyeJedi420 April 06, 2016

Digital twin

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.

I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.

by Randomroy April 15, 2021

Tonsil twins

When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins

Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?

Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!

by Gayratt January 20, 2021

twin anxiety

the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"

Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!

Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 25, 2011

twin-hopping

the process of videochatting with one twin, and then the other, consecutively

twin-hopper: "hey! I was just talking to billy!"

bob: "god damnit! so not cool! stop twin-hopping!"

by Dan O'Brien L. November 10, 2008

siamese twinning

When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.

Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.

That girl is always siamese twinning with her friend, you never have the chance to make a move.

by berger321 November 18, 2014

hemifraternal twins

Children conceived by superfetation with multiple fathers.

"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"

"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."

"But you're white and he's black..."

"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"

by ManTown February 17, 2012