ice turds:
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
by the Toad December 19, 2010
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"Deliciousness", "overzealously", "fossilization" and "hypochondriac" are all tridecalogisms.
by Lindsey Suzanne March 18, 2006
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something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.
by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005
Get the it will make a turd mug.the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009
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Also the Thursday prior to a Friday holiday, for those unlucky slobs working a normal 5 day week.
Also the Thursday prior to a Friday holiday, for those unlucky slobs working a normal 5 day week.
It's THRIDAY! What are your plans for the weekend?
by 2Stepz May 2, 2006
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Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.
by Jamie321 October 2, 2007
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Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
by killa Andrew and ugly Chris June 4, 2008
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