Tweety Turd

Another name for that pitiful excuse for a used douche president Donald Trump.

I see that Tweety Turd now wants to create a Space Force just so that he can waste more of OUR money. Your tax dollars at work here folks.

by Telephony August 11, 2018

turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

turd cutter

Not just the sphincter, but the ass as as whole. Real popular in Maine.

Now SHE has a nice turd cutter!

by P-Dub October 31, 2003

Turd-buster

A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.

Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.

by wino joe May 8, 2003

Chrome Turd

Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Chrome won't get you home. That's just a Chrome Turd!

by RidetoLive September 16, 2009