A child who doesn't go to school and gets payed 600$ a month. Usually hated by everyone around him, it still makes friends
by Z0mbie May 7, 2018
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buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022
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by I.hate.everyone November 17, 2019
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So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.
When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.
So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.
When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.
David Tennant, Scottish actor from Doctor Who, has an epic case of Tristan Hair, especially when he's in a windy scene or jumping around.
by Froggiest Prebble September 5, 2011
Get the Tristan Hair mug.fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...
by urban.bby November 25, 2019
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