If headache is a person, Tristan Velosa is your guy. He has the biggest clown feet that anyone on this planet could have but the funny thing he is one of the shortest on this planet. Measuring at a whopping 5'2. He is a good guy but a fucking doos.
by real_velosa July 29, 2022
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Get the Tristyn mug.A kind nice guy that people named Asher want to bully for fun! They are amazing to talk to, make you laugh and are really handsome! They will listen to Lana Del Rey with you and trust you with personal information. They are usually located in Texas which is their national habitat! We love a tristin🫡🍭🫂
by Asher C Nelson June 20, 2023
Get the Tristin mug.A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
by luhventi July 15, 2023
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by Amazing gerard December 4, 2020
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by Popmango November 23, 2021
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