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I swear im not aware of my meanness!

I just want a loyal partner who will have me change my undies when we fight, when we make out, when we talk about life, you know. That to me puts EveryThing in perspective and reminds me of how we're here, unasked, uninvited, and how absurd, bizarre life actually is (like, look at the shit we have to fight for, look at what we're still having to deal with, the rat racing, money chasing, fame embracing). If you have me change my undies (lose control), you'll make me smile and that smile i can preserve and let it thread its way into any circumstance in "life".

by Krkič February 16, 2020

Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser

Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.

by Carabear77 March 29, 2015

Thread bomber

An individual who constantly drops thread bombs in online forums or message boards that kill any future comments. Thread bombers may be clueless people who honestly think they are adding to the discussion or douchebags who intentionally ruin the thread.

That girl I added keeps posting the most awkward things on all my friends comments. I should unfriend that thread bomber.

by Cerberus66 August 12, 2010

big thread

THE place where the "IN" crowd goes to chat up a storm when they are board and not busy with their fulfilling lives as wife/mom/student/professional, unlike the haven where all the rejects of the board go to commiserate over their failures in life.

I go to the "big thread" to chat with all the great gifted gals there when time permits from my busy schedule.

The women of the "big thread" are so smart, intelligent and beautiful.

by Ms. Hott June 28, 2004

Epic Threads

A suave, urbane clothing line commonly seen at department stores, such as Macy's. Despite the low prices, their clothing are (comparably) of high quality and sleek, sexy looks.

Epic Threads - perfect for indulging your kid's whines for cool apparel without breaking the bank.

by Shoppin4Win October 16, 2010

FaceBook Non-trad

Just like the non-traditional students you had in your college classes, these baby boomer facebookers are usually female and feel the need to comment on EVERYTHING that ANY of their friends post on facebook.
These people obviously need to get a life. They have way to much time on their hands.
(These women are also usually oblivious to their own kids drunken escapades all over the FB world.)

Ted: I had to unfriend that beeyotch.
Brad: Why?
Ted: She was such a FaceBook Non-Trad...always commenting on stupid crap and filling up my news feed.

by williet1990 August 24, 2009

Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013