by Ed McCoy May 08, 2005
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The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.
by DankDread September 28, 2020
When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.
by Cam_shaft January 01, 2012
by trigger mikes March 30, 2010
when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)
When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.
by edward houssein July 11, 2008