Jew Texting

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.

Quit jew texting.

by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019

Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

by Just.Trey September 4, 2010

gateway texting

Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.

(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.

by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011

Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.

“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."

by bumpdraft December 5, 2012

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

Toxing

After a hard workout when you feel ridiculously sore and can barely move.

Man yesterday was a tough workout, were going to be toxing for days.

by mda0808 June 2, 2011