Fluffy torpedo

A hairy penis.

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!

by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

Unholy Torpedo

When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.

"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"

by anonymous April 27, 2025

Tuna Torpedo

A dick that will fuck any penis fly trap snatch even if it smells like sushi

Sushi snatch target acquired launch tuna torpedo

by Shanexxx January 2, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023