Toose

A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.

Claim to fame: IJPM

Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.

Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}

by BigCat03 February 5, 2009

toss salad

To insert the tongue into the ass of another person.

After a long hard day at the office, my boss likes to toss my salad before sending me home.

by Ginza October 24, 2003

toss salad

prepare lettuce appropriate for consumption

For dinner, people will often toss salad to serve as a first course

by Rod Munch August 9, 2003

Coin Toss

Having a 50 50 chance to win.

"Hopefully I will win the Coin Toss!"

by Amazing Word Inventor April 15, 2010

jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face

noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.

by mark durning September 6, 2007

Toose

An old alcholic with affections towards young children.

We decided to move when we found out a Toose was moving into the neighborhood.

by Lalala23 February 5, 2009

Toss your shoe

To predict the weather using a japanese custom of tossing a shoe (traditionally it was a wooden sandal) into the air. If the shoe lands face up then the weather will be fair, if it falls face down expect a storm.

Wow, that shoe must have landed face up- Osaka, from azumanga

by Scarredbythechocolate February 21, 2005