tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 13, 2009

Trashy Tampa Tampon

A whore that works Nebraska Ave. Will do whatever you ask of her for whatever money you have on you.

Last night I went and picked up a Trashy Tampa Tampon. I broke her nose with my dick for 10 bucks.

by Mr-Mac_Daddy October 28, 2008

Tampon

Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.

Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.

by rice-is-food February 6, 2007

tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 4, 2011

Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009

tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

by octobandits July 17, 2011