A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
Get the Toaster Knifingmug. A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit
Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.
That party was toasty af.
Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
That party was toasty af.
Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016
Get the the bread is in the toastermug. by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
Get the Giz Toastermug. A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
by Rachelier April 18, 2018
Get the Laggy Toastermug. A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
Get the Magic Toastermug. by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016
Get the Toaster Strudelingmug. by memeduhface April 25, 2019
Get the yes no toastermug.