Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.
by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas
by T-rash February 10, 2018

Everybody's dream
by Thatboyosv February 19, 2017

by Edithbunkerhill August 12, 2021

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
by Robert E. Porter January 13, 2006

To overwhelm someone with loving, but non-sexual, affection. The feeling you get when a little baby/adorable female does the cutest thing and you just want to pick him/her up and squeeze, cuddle, pinch cheeks, etc.
Courtney looked so adorable sitting in the fountain, soaked and upset with me cause I pushed her in, I jumped in and ate her up.
by The Madhatter May 1, 2005

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.
"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."
by boxeater14 January 2, 2012
