Failure

Manager at Walmart.

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.

by Ulfilas November 28, 2022

failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 28, 2022

Failure

What I am

My inner thoughts: hey you! Your a complete failure you waste of oxygen

Me: woah thank you mind! I didn’t know that.

by KAKKSKS January 11, 2022

anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.

That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.

by MerBudd January 21, 2022

A Failure

Elizabeth

She’s more a failure than Steven He

by Nballard December 14, 2021

failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.

Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.

by akioweh May 21, 2022

Failure

All of living being

God : why are you such a failure?

by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022