too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

tidal

overwhelming, like a tidal wave

meeting Gus on the train was a tidal experience

by Gordo9 December 16, 2014

Today years old

A millennial way of saying "recently"

I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it

by Johnny Doeb February 11, 2023

tidgy

small
similar to titchy

You look tidgy in that skirt.

by maxserty November 17, 2006

todays youth

Scallies,goths,moshers ,whatever youcall yourselves you have no beleifes You beleive in nothing <you are idiots

At least In the past the youth beleived in something ,such as Skinz beleivieved in white nationalism and punks were anarchists. hippy was liberals But what the fuck do any of you beleive in eh, nothing

What the fuck do goths beleive in,,... Mideval archetects or something what a bunch of idiots no wonder you get your arse kicked every week by scallys.

by KoMMunist Gulagz January 5, 2005

tidyvh

A term commonly used to define an absolute immaculate piece of automotive art. Based on the vh commodore, the term "tidy" describes this vehicle perfectly. It is a credit to any owner of such a vehicle

"I saw an amazing piece of automotive history today, its rego was TIDYVH"

by peterperfect April 17, 2009

Not Today

Phrase in relation and spoken by Arya Stark Lady of winterfell. Game of Thrones in times of hardship.

There is only one god,
His name is Death,
And there is only one thing

We say to Death.

“Not Today.”

by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019