neck tufts

The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.

The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.

by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005

cunt thunt

When you kick someone so hard in the cunt they have to go to the hospital to get your shoe removed from the roof of their mouth

I'm going to cunt thunt you really hard

by Mildred hill October 10, 2016

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Auto Therapy

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.

Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer

by RBSTN May 29, 2016

narrative theft

When someone tries to tell you what you think and why you think that way.

You just tried to tell me that "You Liberals reject everything Trump does without reading his tweets." that's narrative theft.

by Fenshaw August 28, 2017

Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

by Everything Bagel January 7, 2018

Left-Theft

When a privileged member of the Left exploits the emotional labor of the less fortunate members and then claims victimhood when called out for it.

Jesse committed left-theft when he refused to acknowledge the POC's mental health crisis, nor their previous contributions to the organization, and expressed feeling unappreciated for his misguided attempts to intervene, leading to trigger-blocking the POC.

by Senecae June 16, 2022