When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
Get the Trucker Toastmug. A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025
Get the Trucker Fuckermug. Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.
"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)
by sleepfan February 26, 2017
Get the Trucker beermug. by Young Jamal December 12, 2017
Get the Mother Truckermug. The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.
I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.
by Earl! January 28, 2023
Get the Trucker Buttermug. “Yo dude do you know what day it is the day before Halloween?” -Nah what? “National trucker troy day!”
by wspdnapchat October 30, 2023
Get the National trucker troy daymug. This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.
by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 4, 2017
Get the Mother Truckermug.