Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014
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digestive nap

A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
by Alex Beard December 21, 2005
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Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.
As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.
by Morris Packer November 12, 2007
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dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)
Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.
by TBea April 23, 2008
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Liver Nap

A Liver Nap is when someone who drinks frequently, has a night in and consumes no alcohol at all, thus allowing their liver to take a nap.

Most often observed in students.
Hey Joyce, are you coming drinking?
Nah, i'm taking a liver nap tonight.

Where's Barry?
He's taking a liver nap.
by Runekyr December 03, 2010
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Boss nap

boss nap (noun) - a period of sleep or any of various unproductive sleep-like states while occupying an area intended for work, often performed with impunity.
by DubValle June 06, 2011
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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