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Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
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mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.
Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.
by YARKHAN October 28, 2020
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Lifting the V

Guy: Sup girl you going to let me lift that V tonight? Girl:yes if you give me a chilidong first. Intercourse lifting the V baking chilidong cookies
by SeriousD May 27, 2015
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clit lift

1. when a female gets aroused

2. the female version of an erection
yo I was fooling around with Tammy last night she had some major clit lift going on

I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.
by Dr Fugg August 3, 2010
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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020
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Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
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Hitting Lift

The act of folding the rear seats in a hatchback to create a makeshift bed for the purpose of jerking off another man between your thighs to completion, typically performed in a a 1999-2005 Toyota Celica.
Me and my Steinbach buddies are gonna be hitting lift down Trans-Canada tonight, wanna join?
by DryPump March 22, 2023
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