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chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
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I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.
by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.
You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends
by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.
Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud
by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 7, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis. Chris could also be a popular baby name. name that lasts forever.
Hey chris was so funny last night in family guy.

Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis
by coolguy 12090 May 26, 2007
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

a very very sick yucky man
where is he?

celebrity "Chris"
by Jesus Child October 25, 2011
mugGet the Chrismug.

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